In this post, it is a mystery. I'll keep the picture completely unrelated for your curious minds. Will I talk about corrupted iniquitous politicians? Or perhaps the meaning of life (42.) Shall I inquire about the evils of man and if we are so corrupted, are our half engorged minds, devoured by consumerism and lies, such a terrible thing to lose? All these important topics, filled with such power and meaning, will not make their appearance here. What I will talk about are..... sandwiches.
Evil and hate? No. War and crimes. Nu-uh. Just sandwiches. I think my, and everyone else's favorite is Subway. Did you know that Subway serves soup? Who goes to Subway to get soup. I do now. I was with my sister and her friend in Walmart and it has a subway. Well, we were standing there ordering the best sandwiches in the world on delicious Italian Herbs and Cheese when my eyes caught the soup sign. We asked the manager who in the world orders soup here? She gave us some and it was delicious! God, I'm going get soup EVERY TIME I go there.
See, now I'm getting hungry. I'm in a pickle here. (see I referred to a food reference.) I'm sitting in a history class where we're SUPPOSED to look up ancient rome stuff with ash-stro (http://ash-stro94.blogspot.com) but instead I'm writing about subway soup.
Ha! But now Im in my desktop publishing class because my teacher said to pack up the laptops and I couldn't finish this post. So now I ate food, which was chicken and cheese tortilla basically. Not as awesomely delicious as subway but whatever works.
But that thing about the sandwiches. Don't you hate it when you're trying to bite into a sandwich and the tomato decides to hitch a ride and no matter how much you gnaw on it, it won't come loose. Then the lettuce loves to bombard your lap like it belongs there. No you've got a hanging tomato, mayo and mustard all over your face and lettuce all over your lap. Sandwiches are conspiring against s consumers. They're telling a story to us, and that story is not pretty. But does it stop us? NO! That's all for now and remember: sandwiches are delicious yes, but they may be telling you to slow it down and also, sandwiches don't really talk or tell stories, so don't wait for them to.
This post inspired me to eat a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteA simple piece of bread or two,
ReplyDeleteWith meat and cheese between,
And possibly some vegetables,
Its essence so serene.
I looked upon the sprawling board,
To see what I could find,
The letters bold, the words, they roared
"The Sandwich, redefined".
As I waited there in line,
I noticed something new,
Freshly written on the sign,
"Hot soup, made just for you".
At first I was quite tentative,
In ordering this side,
My taste buds were quite sensitive,
But I made my choice with pride.
I took a sip and let it sit,
Beside my startled jaw,
And after simply, just a bit,
The soup had me in awe.
From that day on, I knew well,
The many soups and stew,
Their mellow taste, their gentle smell,
All from trying something new.
P.S: Lindsey, click my name.