Research Papers and Creepers

Hello world, tis me. Obviously. Nevermind. I am in English and I'm supposed to be doing a research paper that is stupid and lame and completely unnecessary. If you want to find a topic don't make high schoolers look for it and research the thing yourself dammit! Sorry, I get quite upset with my English teacher for being a FACE and making us research stupid things. I have to research the death penalty. There is NO answer to it because it is such a controversial subject that nobody can agree on AND we have to only have facts and it's a problem when most of the facts are opinions. It's really dumb and my teacher is a stupid face who makes us do these stupid things. Grrr, sorry. This subjects make me angry because it's so lame. You know what else is dumb? Christopher Columbus. He is a moron that stumbled upon land, displaced the natives who he thought were from INDIA because he thought he was in INDIA and stole their riches. STOP GLORIFYING HIM....sorry. unrelated
As my besty, Ash-stro is writing, old creepers are wierdos. Just creepers. If you want to read old people go to http://ash-stro.blogspot.com. I'm going to talk about creepers. Their beady eyes follow you across the room, inhaling your innocent young scent as you sweep by, wafting it all over their drooling anxious face as they stare at you with ravenous greedy eyes, anticipating your next move, watching...waiting.... until you are alone you are safe from their grubby greasy fingers, ready to grasp you at anytime and slink away into the shadows. Wow. THAT was creepy. Ew, people are crazy. I believe I've established this before. Am I creeper for knowing all of that. I guess I just have a creeper mind without being a creeper itself. Maybe. I don't know. I just find people as crazy and there is no way getting around the fact. People enjoy inhaling and enjoying the fresh scent of perfume on a scarf that belongs to the smallish easily snatchable child from across the room, unexpected to be stalked by the man in plaid, with the pencil thin mustache, clear aviators and crazy sunken-in black eyes that stalk the innocent from across the room in the dark shadows. Then we have the creepers that are openly creepy, the wolf whistling, far too old middle aged combed over fat people that lean in a bit to close when they are looking at something you're looking at. Those who talk to you about scary things that they know way too much about with awkward eye contact that lasts too long to be normal. This, my dear friends, is the average substitute teacher these days. School is the feeding ground for as called creepers and pedophiles, so I warn you, be warned and be afraid, because creepers are..... well, creepy to say the least. That's all for now and remember: Researching is lame and stay out of the shadow, a strange man may be looking for you and NEVER take candy from strangers, even if it is the new Starbursts that are the really really good kind without the gross tropical crap. STRANGER DANGER!!! (Be warned)

LASH!....

My best friend and I had to do an assignment in my History class where we had to have a town that was being raided and change the government type. We chose dictator, and not only that but an evil dictator. It went from there and here is the story.


In a small isolated mountain town, people have rallied behind two girls as their dictators. They soon took advantage and took power as the evil leaders of Brongville! One day they found magical rings and they put it on. They loved the rings. One day they were walking together and both got struck by lightning through the rings and were fused together from the neck with four arms and four legs, two heads and double the evil! From then they became LASH! They had the power to un-fuse and fuse together through the rings.
The town was a little scared when LASH began building a giant castle and taking the towns money for themselves. LASH had power of everything light touched (and more)! They had the power to control ligthning when fused together. When some imbecile would be yelling at them, the lightning would strike him, leaving nothing but his shadow and shoes, thus the reason lightning follows them. People began to hide...but they knew they could not escape LASH. Those who spoke against them would get various degrees of punishment, varying bamboo splints under the fingernails, feeding LArry, the crocodile in their moat, lightning, the dungeon and people becoming servants.
The town was in ruins because everyone fought just to stay hidden, but every town within 100,000 miles was afraid of them. But no one can hide from the Mechanical Hound! Wait, wrong story. I mean the Bounty-Hunting Squirrels, BS for short. The whole town was eventually locked in the castle dungeon for eternity on the crime of treason! Or in Larry's stomach.....mwahahaha. And yet, LASH felt that this wasn't enough power, so they went national! They made an army of clone Larrys. >:D
First, they made their own country to rule from that was located in the middle of the ocean called LASHtopia. There they safely made billions of Larry Clones, all connected to their psychic powers! They sent the Larry's into the world to take over! MWAHAHAHA...*hack hack* HAHA!
They personally went up and knocked on Mr. Squinty Latino Face's door and ate his face off! But when the Larry clones ate his face it tasted so bad that they puked it back up and yelled, "Put that in your history book!" (inside joke.) Only few were spared and LASH began to control the world! The new world...their world... would be know forever as LASHTURN! *DAH DAH DAHN DAAAAHN!*
LASHTURN was the best planet ever! But still... very evil...
But nobody spoke against LASH. Lash was great and powerful and got rid of the weird people and pollution and disease! Lashturn was feared in the glalaxy and Lash couldn't let their reign die so they made fifty thousand sleeping clones of themselves who woke after the last one died.
Lash decided to stay feared so so they had to do something epic!
So they blew up Jupiter!
The Juptitonians were devastated and they knew Lash was very dangerous. So they grouped together with Martians, Daleks, Sontarons and the Nightmare Child, the terrible creature from Gallefrey, to take down LASH. LASH got an inside tip from a double agent Larry. They went to see a doctor and got tons of weapons fused together. Then they joined together with others and it became an intergalactic war! After many bloody years, LASHTURN was destroyed along with all the clones and LASH her-herself. The galaxy was at peace again but nobody ever forgot the story or fear of LASH!