Puffins!

This is just going to be a short blog considering I have less than twenty minutes and in school in one of the most boring classes (and most useless) Intro To Computers. We had to recreate a wanted puffin poster (don't ask) and the picture of the puffin was adorable! It was all puffy and cute! And just thinking about it, the name Puffin is a really funny word. Just say it twenty times over in your head, Puffin, puffin, puffin, puffin. lqtm! Oh that stands for Laugh Quietly To Myself. It's much truer than lol. Every time I read a funny text I don't sit there laughing hysterically looking like a deranged maniac, but I lqtm. Laugh quietly to myself. See? Much more correct. No, I can't take credit for it, I got it off of Important things with Demetri Martin, watch it! It's amazing! Wow, I just totally got off topic, oh well. Well, I am going to print out thirty copies of that puffin poster and post it all over town, see how many people call. And if you see puffin poster everywhere, you now know where I live. go Puffins and Demetri Martin! Also Peter Petreli is awesome too. For all those know who he is, go you.

Internet usage: When is it time to draw the line?

Twitter, Faceboook, Myspace, etc, where will it end? Okay yes blogs are part of the internet BUT they don't share personal info, your name, identity, etc, etc. Okay, we'll start with twitter. I heard that they are going to put the word "tweet" in the dictionary, the meaning saying when you update your status on Twitter. !???! Um, okay, wow. That, that just stooped to a whole new level of stupidity. I can just hear the other countries laughing at us and our "stupid american ways" *say that in a French accent then it sounds so much better.* My definition of Twitter: An easier way for your stalkers to keep track of you. If you tweet, I'm going out of town to lets say Orlando to get to this resteraunt at this date in this park wearing this item of clothing, hmmm, how long will it take for some creepy 70 year old pedifile with thinning hair living with 46 cats and likes to watch little league games, to find you?
Or Facebook. Some people are smart and are like, okay, I'll only accept people that I know personally and have a locked profile, good for you! But then we get to the people who are like, they're hot, look around my age, no idea who he is but he only lives 470 miles away from me, what harm could there be? That old man is stalking you, beware. He knows your face and he knows where you live.
Myspace should be called, everyone's space! Same thing with facebook, it's out in the open and they can track you down! BEWARE!
That's all for now. Remember: Not everyone needs to know everything and if you see a creepy old guy staring at you intimately from across the room, run!
p.s. Remember what Mom and Dad taught you, some creeper comes up to you and you don't know him, shout Stranger Danger! (no matter if your 19 and in public,) and if someone asks if you want candy from the side of a van, tell them to throw it to you.

Twilight Obsessions

Today I am discussing the topic of the hit book series and movies Twilight, written by Stephanie Meyer, produced by Summit Entertainment. I admit it, I'm guilty of reading these books and watching the movies, but I'm not a psychopathic die-hard fan of Twilight.
I was walking through a mall and I came across my favorite music store, fye. Well, I was browsing through the Breaking Benjamin albums when I turn around and there I was, standing face to face with the stony cold creeper face of a life sized cut of Robert Pattinson. I stared at it for a few more seconds until my eyes caught sight of the rest of the Twilight merchandise. There were lunchboxes, posters, bobbleheads, dolls, oh and wait for it.... vampire perfume! Smell like Edward Cullen with one spray. I smelled the stuff all right, and it smelled like a mixture of 10 year old LIsterine mouthwash and some sort of rotten mutation of a orange and pineapple. I saw four girls buy it. But if you want to smell like rotten fruit and toothpaste, by all means go ahead because by god you will smell like a vampire! And the life sizsed cut out? YOu have got to be kidding me! Because I would sure love large creepy looking piece of cardboard staring at me while I sleep.
Oh, this one cracks me up. I was walking through Walmart and as I walk by the toy section half of the barbies were Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. I'm sure your child will know exactly who they are, considering that they are FOUR YEARS OLD PEOPLE!
Well, I liked the books, the movies aren't great, but if you were offended by this post and in your room is at least four Edward Cullen cut outs and every inch of the walls are Twilight and New Moon posters, I'm sorry, but that's your thing, not mine. Remember: Find the line between reality and fiction and the reason Robert Pattinson's hair stays up like that is because he washes it every other two weeks.

Aerobics: Helpful or Hurtful?

Today in my highschool, I am taking an aerobics class. My teacher is so skinny she looks unhealthy, but that doesn't mean she will stand in front of the class to actually teach us aerobics routines, because that would require work! Anyway, she puts on these videos for us to follow and she decided that we all can keep up with a phycopath aerobics crazed blonde who has half her bloodstream pumped full of steriods. And they were hard! One two, one two, step up, peel your left leg up to touch your ear while hopping in place at the same time. Now do it four times over! I may be skinny but that doesn't mean I'm fit. I'm more of the, my exercise is walking downstairs and stretching over to grab a remote, type. Yes, sadly, I have the very unfortunate habit of being extremely lazy. I don't think I'll ever be able to walk again. The items to buy on the school lists under aerobics should be energy drinks and prosthetic limbs if you ask me. In America's desperate attempts to decrease children obesity, they require at least one credit of Physical Education courses and so called "healthy lunches" in the school systems. As if that's going to stop them from grabbing a zebra cake every chance they got. That's all for now. Remember: Rethink your daily consumption of junk that is called "food" and protest against your neighborhood McDonalds.

Hello people!

Today, I am writing my first blog, obviously. I'll probably do one or two every week, depending on my mood, about the things that I want to talk about. I'm not going to tell you my whole biography, much less my real name or age, but about what I think of the world and what goes on in it. So my first blog topic: Creepy and somewhat depressing fortune cookies.

I recently have been in a Chinese Restraunt, and at the end of the meal we got our usual fortune cookie. My sister got a whole live long and prosper speech, my father and mother the same of living well and sunshine through out their day. And what do I get? Direct quote: "Your friends may possibly turn their backs on you someday, and without the correct choices you will die alone."
Now, that doesn't sound very nice. Yeah, yeah, the moral is to make correct choices but did it have to mention that I may die alone? Yes, very reassuring.
So, I thank you for reading my short, but first, blog. And thank you company that makes fortune cookies for teaching me a valuable lesson.