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Mystery solved. I found it. If you are confused, look so conviently to my right and you will see and little thing that says PAGES. Click it and read that before you continue and it will make much more sense. *waiting and twittling thumbs until return of reader and humming umm, something.* You Back? Alright MOVING FORWARD! See about the pages I was confused. After I finished typing it I published it and got lost. It took me a minute and I thought all my other blogs were deleted because it only showed the page-y um, thing, and was about to curse the page to the deepest pits of Tartarus, (much nicer than saying H E double HOCKEY STICKS, well I guess not depending on the point of view but I don't think Greek mythology is practiced much here... unless you take the Percy Jackson books as a gospel, but even that would be weird. Plus two why would a Greek person be reading it, doesn't add up. Sorry anyway) then I saw blogs so I clicked it and BOOM! back to blogs. But then I was confused because I didn't know where the page was, then I saw the pages so hmmm, interesting. It's like my blogs' blog. I guess. I dunno, its like a blog inside of a blog to intentially subdue ADD thoughts, such as this. But isn't that what a blog is for? Sorry WOW, I'm on my train of thought during free fall. But of course why would a train be falling? Well, duh if it fell off the track but why would a hypothetical train fall if I control it myself. Besides, if the train were in free fall it would hit the ground and kill my thoughts. Then I'd be brain dead. But hypothetical God me inside my head wouldn't let me die because I wouldn't. I'd just put it back on the track, then I'd be thinking normally. Even if the so called "train of thought" were going psycho, it'd still be a preset track that would be thought out, even if the mind wanders. So rather than a delusional and random train of thought, it is thoughtout and not so random because its on a preset track and therefore can't be random. Otherwise you'll save your mind from going braindead instead of letting your thoughts die in freefall. Wait, now I'M confused. So I guess I would call it my random sidewalk? no sidewalks are thought out too. Hmm, my desert of thought? That works but it sounds stupid. I'll think of something. Hmmm, my boat of thought. That would work if I were in the ocean. Cause a lake is too limited. To narrow. In an ocean I could drive in any direction and possibly get eaten. By a ginormous shark I mean. But that holds the same principle as the free fall thing I guess. I wouldn't let it happen. And if I'm thinking of all this, then why would I let a shark eat me on the first place? Okay, I'm driving in my boat across the waters of thought that can be so completely random. If I get bored, then I'll get eaten by a whale, cause apparently you can live in them since Pinocchio(not sure on the spelling) Gepetto (I think he got eaten) and Jonah all got eaten. Sidebar: I forgot why a man and puppet got eaten by a whale in the first place. Or was Pinocchio (see that looks like Pin-Oh-Chee-Oh, I'm not sure it's right.) a real boy then. Please answer in the comments someone. Anyway, oh I almost forgot what I was talking about, I had to read the prior thing. Oh, yes. I'll get eaten by my hypothetical whale, live through a new adventure, get spiten up, then evolve to a mermaid and live there. Then I'll remember that I was in a boat, de-evolve from mermaid to human, get in my boat and drive again. That is much better than my losing train of thought because it's more realistic. In a sense. Oh get off, you know what I mean. But that would be SOOO much longer than "I lost my train of thought" it'd be "Oh dear me, sorry I fell out of my hypothetical boat into my oceans of thought, got swallowed by my hypothetical whale, met Pinocchio, then oh heavens, got spit up like yesterdays oatmeal, decided to evolve into a mermaid, then remembered to come to the surface and I got in my boat again, I'm sorry can you tell me what I have forgotten to say?" I might wake up in Bedlam. For those who don't know that, it's crazy town, funny farm etc. Oh my god what is wrong with me? I think I am the poster child for ADD right now. My God it just kept coming out. what was I even talking about before. Blogs' blog, got it. Sorry. Just read that page when it comes up and it'll be about random stuff. Now excuse me so I can go take some NyQuill and a Ritalin and go to sleep.