Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Aerobics: Helpful or Hurtful?


Today in my highschool, I am taking an aerobics class. My teacher is so skinny she looks unhealthy, but that doesn't mean she will stand in front of the class to actually teach us aerobics routines, because that would require work! Anyway, she puts on these videos for us to follow and she decided that we all can keep up with a phycopath aerobics crazed blonde who has half her bloodstream pumped full of steriods. And they were hard! One two, one two, step up, peel your left leg up to touch your ear while hopping in place at the same time. Now do it four times over! I may be skinny but that doesn't mean I'm fit. I'm more of the, my exercise is walking downstairs and stretching over to grab a remote, type. Yes, sadly, I have the very unfortunate habit of being extremely lazy. I don't think I'll ever be able to walk again. The items to buy on the school lists under aerobics should be energy drinks and prosthetic limbs if you ask me. In America's desperate attempts to decrease children obesity, they require at least one credit of Physical Education courses and so called "healthy lunches" in the school systems. As if that's going to stop them from grabbing a zebra cake every chance they got. That's all for now. Remember: Rethink your daily consumption of junk that is called "food" and protest against your neighborhood McDonalds.

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